proper way to insult someone from dc: “your mom didn’t get a master’s degree.” that and don’t take their business card

[via @EPRob]

washington dc

look i found lil wayne at the bar…get it? because he’s an alien!

[via kyle]

ny, ny (the village)

they will zwischen your mannschaft and not even bat an eye…

[via nata]

ny, ny (lower east)

funny, that’s what your mother said last night too.

[via kyle]

brooklyn, ny (park slope)

looks like @veritastheplay is everywhere these days

new york, ny (midtown)